You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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