Me. At least after what I've been through.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Randomize
