Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
