Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Randomize
