what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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