Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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