I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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