that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
handjob tips. give me some.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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