PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Randomize
