And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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