Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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