It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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