i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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