At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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