The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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