I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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