nut hugger
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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