i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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