My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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