for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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