with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My vagina is very pro this idea
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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