Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
So much rum. So many feels.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
