The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize