She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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