no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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