After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
So. Much. Porn.
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