The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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