My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I know her cup size but not her name....
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