I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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