i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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