i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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