Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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