Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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