so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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