I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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