The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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