True but thats because hes a fetus.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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