with your own penis?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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