: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
