ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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