talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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