I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
