Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Less talking, more tequila
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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