My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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