Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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