You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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