My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
