shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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