just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
P.S. I can't hear my feet
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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