I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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