They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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