looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize