So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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